FOUR Idol Judges? DWTS Line-up…HERE!

When the new season of “American Idol” begins next year, there will be FOUR judges sitting across from the contestants…songwriter Kara DioGuirdi has been added to provide more BALANCE for the female point of view… 

We have the list of contestants for the new season of DWTS…it includes Olympic beach volleyball star Misty May Traenor!…  …also former N-Sync star Lance Bass—the second member of the band to dance on the show, Joey Fatone was the first…[somewhere, Chris Kirkpatrick is saying DANG, what do I gotta do to get on a reality TV show?]… 

…Cloris Leachman is the OLDEST star this year, 82 years old!… …Toni Braxton, Kim Kardashian, former NFL star Warren Sapp… 

PS—any coincidence that the DWTS list and the news about the fourth “American Idol” judge—both stories came out the same day!… I THINK NOT!!!!

Jennifer Anniston, John Mayer, Nicole Richie, Sharon “Cougar” Stone, Charlie Sheen, and MORE…Don’t waste any time feeling bad about Jennifer Anniston not being with John Mayer anymore—she supposedly is glad to be done with him!…figured it out after a couple of dates that this was a dead-end relationship… 

…John Mayer, meanwhile, is finding it a lot harder to get his picture in the paper any more–and he’s not taking it well!… Joel Madden is in hot water with Nicole Richie, after inviting Mary Kate Olsen back to his tour bus to see some baby pix of little Harlow…[they’re all three friends, but Nicole didn’t like it anyway, cuz she was stuck at home with the baby…] 

Britney Spears manager says Britney will NOT be performing at this year’s MTV VMAs…she’s supposedly too busy working on her new album to put something together for the show…  More public sightings of Sharon Stone and her new 24 year-old boyfriend, Chase Dreyfus…[half her age!]…they two of them had dinner with Eva Longoria and Tony Parker… 

Madonna kicked off her new world tour with a video montage that included images of John McCain and Hitler…later, there were mages of Barack Obama and John Lennon and Mahatmas Ghandi…[hmmm…now what was she trying to suggest, I wonder?]… Charlie Sheen and his new wife Brooke are expecting a baby…thaaaat’s right, they’ve been married all of three months…[do you think this is a good idea, given Charlie’s track record?]…” 

NBC is claiming that the Beijing Olympics was the most-watched event in the HISTORY of television…with a total of 211 MILLION viewers…[yeah, but they lasted two WEEKS!]…  A minor fender-bender for Amanda Bynes in LA over the weekend…she banged her X-5 BMW into the fender of another car … Tom Cruise is working on getting rid of a jiggling belly…supposedly, he got his pal David Beckham to give him some DIET advice, which included a strict 1200 calorie per day diet…

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