Archive for November, 2008

Happy Thanksgiving!

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

I thought I’d dash off a few thoughts, even though I imagine there will likely be very few “page views” today!  My wife and mother-in-law are busy upstairs, feverishly creating today’s Thanksgiving feast.  I offered to help–in fact, I DID help in the kitchen earlier this morning, doing dishes and such.  But, 1)there’s only so much I can do as the non-cook, and 2)the kitchen is really not designed for three people working at the same time.  There was a lot of “excuse me,” “sorry, can I get by you?,” that kind of thing.   Speaking of Thanksgiving dinner.  Did you read the letter in “Dear Abby” earlier this week, about the mom who was complaining about her adult daughters coming over for Thanksgiving and not lifting a finger to help with the preparations or clean-up?  The daughters certainly seemed like ungrateful brats, especially when they rolled their eyes and dished out attitude when their mom blew up at them.  Still, it brought to mind the thought–how fair is it when YOU want to have a huge Thanksgiving feast, and then get bent out of shape when no one helps you with it?  AGREED–if you get to enjoy the meal, then it’s not unreasonable to help with the preparation/clean-up.  And if it’s a “community decision,” then everyone more or less has an obligation to help.  But what if you didn’t get asked YOUR thoughts?  My personal view is that, considering the amount of preparation that goes into creating a Thanksgiving dinner, the effort doesn’t always justify the payoff.  I mean, a home-cooked Thanksgiving dinner with all the trimmings is certainly wonderful!  And the left-overs are a nice bonus, at least for the FIRST few days, right?  But a lavish roast turkey dinner at a nice restaurant is pretty nice, too!   And so is a “take-out” turkey–I remember the year our twins were born, we just didn’t have the time or energy to put together a Thanksgiving dinner, so we ordered one from the local Kroger store.  It was FABULOUS!  Sure, we didn’t have as many leftovers, but the price was very reasonable, the food was GREAT, and we didn’t have to cook!  No pots and pans to wash, either, everything came in throw-away containers!I guess what I’m saying is–and I’m not being militant about it, just sort of “musing”–if I don’t get a vote in what we’re doing for Thanksgiving dinner, then should I feel guilty for not being enthusiastic about pitching in with the preparation and clean-up?   Had I been asked, I might have happily suggested we take the take-out route again this year.  But with the in-laws in town, I guess I knew that nothing short of a full-blown home-cooked feast would do.  And besides….that turkey sure smells GOOOOOOD right now!!By the way, I’m wearing my “tight” clothes today.  I picked out a long sleeve t-shirt and pair of jeans that are purposely just a liiiiiiiiiiitle too small.   Sort of a pre-emptive, precuationary measure to–hopefully–prevent going over the edge with the over-eating!  I figure, if I feel uncomfortable in my clothes BEFORE I eat, it’ll be a reminder about what it’ll feel like if I eat too much!!Happy Thanksgiving!  I hope that your day is filled with good food, good friends, family, and a sense of awareness of the many blessings God has given you!  AMEN!

Atheist Billboard Maybe Not So Atheist?

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

There’s been a fair amount of buzz about a billboard that’s been put up at the corner of Quebec and Colfax, paid for by a group that calls itself, the “Colorado Coalition for Reason,” or COCORE for short.  They describe themselves as a group of “free-thinkers, atheists, and humanists.”  The billboard reads, “Don’t Believe In God?  You Are Not Alone.”I guess the intended meaning is, “you are not alone in not believing in God.”  BUT–couldn’t it also be interpreted in a totally different way?  As in, “you might not believe in God, but that doesn’t mean God leaves you alone!” That’s kinda COOL!  And, kind of IRONIC, too, that someone would put up a billboard with trying to build solidarity AGAINST God, only to unintentionally suggest that he DOES exist after all! Psalm 146, God frustrates the plans of those who plot against him!

Fun With An Air Compressor!

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

I was painting the living room Saturday afternoon when my son came in and told me that he had just gotten back from a neighbor’s garage sale.  He said the neighbor was selling an air compressor, and would it be OK if he bought it?

I asked my son what he wanted an air compressor for.  He said he wanted to use it to power his marshmallow guns.  He’s recently gotten interested in creating blow guns that shoot those little candy-sized marshmallows–he makes them out of PVC pipe and duct tape, and sells them to his buddies!  The guns also work great with Nerf darts.  He figured if he hooked one of his guns up to an air compressor, he’d be able to launch the projectiles even further!!

I asked him how much the guy wanted for the air compressor, he said the guy told him it cost $300 new, but that he’d take fifty bucks.  I said I didn’t think he’d get fifty bucks worth of fun out of an air compressor, and besides, we didn’t have enough room in the garage to keep it.  He said he figured the guy would take forty bucks, and maybe I could kick in ten bucks, because I could use it, too, for filling flat tires, blowing out sprinkler system lines, stuff like that.  My son–the wheeler-dealer!

Last fall, I took this financial course at our church, hosted by Dave Ramsey.  One of the lessons in the series dealt with getting deals, and one of the points he made in that lesson was “cash is king.”  Ramsey says it’s amazing what a fist full of cash will accomplish, in terms of getting a deal.   I remember coming home from that lesson, sharing the information around the dinner table, and watching the reactions from my family.  My wife was appalled, and made fun of the idea.  My son, however, seemed fascinated by the whole concept.  Well, here was his big chance to try it out.  That, more than anything else, prompted me to give my blessing to the whole thing.

I told my son that if the guy would take $40 for the air compressor, I’d kick in ten bucks myself.  Furthermore, I told him that if he REALLY wanted to seal the deal, he ought to go up to his room and get two twenty dollar bills, walk over to the guy’s house and try the Dave Ramsey technique.  “I’ve got forty bucks right here–will THAT work for you?”  My son got that sly smile on his face he always gets whenever “light bulb goes off” about something!

Anyway–long story short, we now have an air compressor.  Still trying to figure out where we’re going to find room for it in the garage…

Santa Claus Is Coming–And So Are The In-Laws!

Friday, November 21st, 2008

The in-laws arrive this weekend to spend Thanksgiving with us… (more…)

Tough Times This Christmas…

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

I was asked to write a short holiday “blurb” for the corporate “Holiday Hub,” some sort of web project.  In case you don’t catch it THERE, I thought I’d post it HERE…  (more…)

Pardon My Rant…

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

I just want to get a couple things off my chest; 1)the AWOL Marine just nabbed after two years on the lam, and 2)Mark Cuban’s insider trading… (more…)

Woman Threatened With Lien Over One Cent Water Bill…

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

You may have heard or read about this in the news, an elderly woman in Massachusetts was threatened to have her home siezed by the city if she didn’t pay a delinquent amount on her water bill–an amount totaling ONE CENT! 

The city manager’s office has recieved HUNDREDS of phone calls from all over the country, people IRKED at this thing.  We’re in an ugly mood right now, most of us–we have a bad attitude about the government anyway and something like this really strikes a chord of resentment.  A common sentiment among the calls to the city is the idea that government is willing to throw around BILLIONS of dollars to rescue companies driven to bankrupcy by bad decision making and greed of over-paid CEOs, yet when a poor senior citizen owes ONE CENT, they’re going to put a lien on her home!  ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?

The city has not helped things by their public comments on the matter.  You’d think they’d be falling all over themselves apologizing, or at least make some sort of conciliatory gesture like canceling the bill or the lien.  Instead, the mayor issues a statement criticizing people for over-reacting, saying the whole thing has been blown out of proportion.  The city collector says, “My question is, how come the one cent wasn’t paid when the original bill came out?!”  HELLO!?  What a bone-headed thing to say.

Anyway, the elderly woman’s bill WAS paid, by a stranger.  I assume (hope) the stranger also let the city collector have it with both barrells. 

New Pro Sports League!

Monday, November 17th, 2008

Just heard about a new pro sports league–the XSL!  The Extreme Soccer League!

I learned about this league in looking over the “transactions” section of the sports page–that’s the “fiine print” detail of all the trades, injuries, fines, waivers and so on that probably nobody reads except me!  There it was , an entry about player signings of one of the teams in the “XSL.”  As a junk sports junkie–see my list of the top ten under-appreciated team sports–it immediately grabbed my attention, and I HAD to learn more.  So I googled the name of the league, and it took me to the official league website.

As league websites go, it’s not that impressive.  Nor is it particularly informative.  It appears that there are four teams–the Milwaukee Wave, New Jersey Ironmen, Detroit Ignition, and Chicago Storm.  I wanted to know what exactly made it “Xtreme” soccer, but about all I could tell was that it appears that they have a three-point line much like basketball.  Hmmm–THAT’s kinda cool!   Other than that, though, I’m unclear about what makes it different than previous indoor soccer leagues. 

May I offer some suggestions?  Make it like hockey, except with a ball that you kick.  Pad these guys up and let ‘em hit. Fights?  Yeah, buddy.  No Red Cards.  Make the ball smaller, harder for the goalie to stop.  Let players pick the ball up and throw it, pass it to a team-mate.  Why not?  And yes, the three-point goal–that idea ROCKS.  Maybe get some former NHL players, or NFL fringe players to sign up for the “name value.” 

With a format like that, the XSL might get some attention.  Are you guys listening?!

NFL “Things I Was WRONG About!”

Friday, November 14th, 2008

Back before the NFL season started, I blogged about what I thought the season might hold.  I’m not ashamed to admit that on several things?  I was DEAD WRONG!!

I thought the Broncos would RUE the day they let Jason Elam go, especially given the performance last year of the guy they signed to replace him, Matt Prater.  Instead, Prater’s been AWESOME!  (I *do* think this is a stroke of good fortune for the Broncos, given how difficult it is to replace a steady kicker–just ask the Saints since they ditched John Carney two years ago; they’re on their fourth replacement kicker now, all of them erratic flops.)

I thought Brett Favre’s un-retirement with the Jets would be a disaster, and that he might not even make it through the season before retiring again.  Instead, Brett’s been healthy, playing pretty well, and has the Jets on top of hteir division after last night’s thriller over the Patriots!   NOTE: I’m HAPPY to admit my wrong-ness!  How can you NOT pull for the old guy?  And while we’re waxing poetic about Brett Favre, how about Kurt Warner of hte Cardinals?  Granted, he benefits from getting to play six games against the Niners, Seahawks and Rams, but STILL!  Nice to see the “old codger” having one more great season!

I thought the Bills and Texans would have solid seasons and make the playoffs.  Both clubs have had their moments where I thought I might’ve been right.  The Bills started out strong, but have lost four of their last five or something like that.  The Texans kind of got thrown for a loop by that hurricane, much like the Saints in ‘05.  Doesn’t look like either team will make it to “the dance.”  Oh well.  It’s not like I’m a FAN of either team.

I must comment about the four first-year coaches who have their teams in playoff contention.  Jim Zorn with the Redskins, John Harbaugh with the Ravens, and MOST improbably, Mike Smith of the Falcons and Tony Sparano with the Dolphins.  These guys–these LAST two, particularly–are making a shambles of the old thinking that you needed a couple years to get your “program” in place and start winning.  This is a trend that has been emerging over the last decade–think of Jim Mora Jr. with the Falcons and Sean Payton with the Saints.  Both took over BIG-TIME losing clubs and put them in the playoffs the following year.  I think this is more and more going to be the expectation.  However, it’s interesting to acknowledge how difficult it is to KEEP winning.  Jim Mora took the Falcons to the NFC title game his first season, then went 8-8 and 7-9 the next two seasons and promptly got fired.  Sean Payton is following that same script, almost to the letter.  You wonder if this year’s “Fab Four”–Smith, Sparano, Harbaugh and Zorn–will still be winning three years from now.  Based on recent history–doubtful!!

Use Your CREDIT CARD at the Salvation Army Kettle!

Friday, November 14th, 2008

In the news today, the Salvation Army is going to experiment with credit card machines at select kettle locations!  I guess they’re going to start with some kettles in Colorado Springs, and then if it works well, they’ll expand to other areas.

I can see why they would want to do this.  First, it’ll mean bigger donations.  Instead of tossing fifty cents in the kettle, they’ll get to capitalize on the “it’s not real money, it’s a CREDIT card” mentality that makes people a lot looser with their dollars.  If you’re gonna whip out your credit card, are you only gonna put a dollar on it?  Probably more like ten or twenty, or fifty dollars.  Second, it increases the guilt factor–people can feel OK about passing the kettle when they really DON’T have any change in their pockets, but with a credit card reader, there’s no excuse, is there?  Well, except for the “I already GAVE at a DIFFERENT kettle” excuse.  I guess that one is still golden, huh?

I suppose my biggest reservation about using credit cards at a Salvation Army Kettle is the security risk–the potential upside for scam artists.  How difficult would it be to go to a sign shop, have a “Salvation Army” logo printed up, get a kettle from a garage sale or something, grab a credit card reader, set up on some busy corner and start stealing credit card numbers?  Call me a worry-wart, but this seems like an all-too-do-able rip-off, much simpler than other credit card number stealing scams I’ve heard of.

What do YOU think?  Would YOU give your credit card number to a Salvation Army Santa?   I think if I’m going to make a credit card donation, I’ll either call the office and do it over the phone, or get on-line and do it that way…